Mother-in-Laws should be electronically tagged to reduce their visitation rights

[Feck all sassanaigh]

I sincerely believe that Sons-in-Law should have rights to apply to
the Courts to require Mothers-in-Law to be electronically tagged to
reduce their visitation rights to once per annum for a maximum period
of two hours. Any further exposure to Mothers-in-Law carries the risk
to their victims of severe mental depression.

[The Highlander]

Post by Feck all sassanaigh
I sincerely believe that Sons-in-Law should have rights to apply to
the Courts to require Mothers-in-Law to be electronically tagged to
reduce their visitation rights to once per annum for a maximum period
of two hours.  Any further exposure to Mothers-in-Law carries the risk
to their victims of severe mental depression.

Imagine how your mother-in-law felt when she saw her daughter's
choice!

My mother went one step further.
She asked my wife-to-be after I announced our intentions,
"Have you ever thought of seeking psychiatric help?"
My wife just laughed - she thought my mother was joking.

[Jellore]

Post by Feck all sassanaigh
I sincerely believe that Sons-in-Law should have rights to apply to
the Courts to require Mothers-in-Law to be electronically tagged to
reduce their visitation rights to once per annum for a maximum period
of two hours.  Any further exposure to Mothers-in-Law carries the risk
to their victims of severe mental depression.

Sorry in advance for being OT however surely there is a story there
somewhere ?

[Peter Jason]

Post by Feck all sassanaigh
I sincerely believe that Sons-in-Law should have rights to
apply to
the Courts to require Mothers-in-Law to be electronically
tagged to
reduce their visitation rights to once per annum for a
maximum period
of two hours. Any further exposure to Mothers-in-Law
carries the risk
to their victims of severe mental depression.

Sorry in advance for being OT however surely there is a
story there
somewhere ?

Yes, it's that 'confession is good for the soul.'

[Westprog]

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Post by Jellore
Sorry in advance for being OT however surely there is a story there
somewhere ?

That's a mind you don't want to delve into.

[Feck all sassanaigh]

Post by Westprog
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Post by Jellore
Sorry in advance for being OT however surely there is a story there
somewhere ?

That's a mind you don't want to delve into.

Never finish a sentence with "into". Without explaining grammatical
constructions perhaps beyond your understanding try "That's a mind
into which you do not wish to delve". I find it more preferable for
arseholes to communicate in a relevant manner.