Whack all imperialists
2008-06-02 18:33:52 UTC
As testimony to my broadly liberal and respectful attitude towards
others I am prepared to act as Moderator of this proposed event. If
elected I would invite contributions akin to "RAOK's" (random acts of
kindness) in literary form which might assist the average *ngurlanger
or indeed distinct groupings of *ngurlangers (e.g. Ger Hun
supporters). I would suggest contributions therefore along the
following lines:
* How best to reverse a tranny job when your lesbo pal has syphillis
(for Bodie)
* How best to extract half a broken cucumber from a corgi's arse (for
the Windsor Mob)
* How best to come to terms with the superiority of the Celtic tribes
(for all the bastards)
* Why Irish and French Clubs reach the European Rugby Final (for the
Blazers)
* Why "Shepherd's Pie" was invented by a nation of retards (food
poisoned patients in *ngurlanger hospitals)
* Why modern homes benefit from lavatories (all *ngurlangers living
in Yorkshire still using miners shovels)
* How to successfully integrate other communitities (for any
*ngurlangers still in Bradford or Toxteth)
* Why eating clotted cream directly leads to Alzheimers Disease
(sorry I can't remember)
* Why Morris dancing was designed for gays who like to swing their
willies (75% of *ngurlanger "men")
* Why being USA's "paid poodle" makes your country a prostitute (all
*ngurlanger politicians)
* How there is a glint of hope for redemption on your pathetic
imperialist fading past (all *ngurlanger)
As you can see from the above off the cuff suggestions I intend that
the forum should be both moderate and engaging. Other measured
suggestions would be most welcome. Tally Ho!
others I am prepared to act as Moderator of this proposed event. If
elected I would invite contributions akin to "RAOK's" (random acts of
kindness) in literary form which might assist the average *ngurlanger
or indeed distinct groupings of *ngurlangers (e.g. Ger Hun
supporters). I would suggest contributions therefore along the
following lines:
* How best to reverse a tranny job when your lesbo pal has syphillis
(for Bodie)
* How best to extract half a broken cucumber from a corgi's arse (for
the Windsor Mob)
* How best to come to terms with the superiority of the Celtic tribes
(for all the bastards)
* Why Irish and French Clubs reach the European Rugby Final (for the
Blazers)
* Why "Shepherd's Pie" was invented by a nation of retards (food
poisoned patients in *ngurlanger hospitals)
* Why modern homes benefit from lavatories (all *ngurlangers living
in Yorkshire still using miners shovels)
* How to successfully integrate other communitities (for any
*ngurlangers still in Bradford or Toxteth)
* Why eating clotted cream directly leads to Alzheimers Disease
(sorry I can't remember)
* Why Morris dancing was designed for gays who like to swing their
willies (75% of *ngurlanger "men")
* Why being USA's "paid poodle" makes your country a prostitute (all
*ngurlanger politicians)
* How there is a glint of hope for redemption on your pathetic
imperialist fading past (all *ngurlanger)
As you can see from the above off the cuff suggestions I intend that
the forum should be both moderate and engaging. Other measured
suggestions would be most welcome. Tally Ho!
