Post by HardySpicerPost by Whack all imperialistsBye Bye London - 70% of income derived from funny financial products.
Away back to the days of Céileidh, Ceol, Rinnce agus Ól. Craic
freisin...
Just why would educated Scots wish to combine with a bunch of peak-
boggers?
Hardy
Well, Whack da monkey's output is a bit like the comic strip 'The
Three Bears' in Beano - an endless series of repeated scenarios made
from the very, very simplest building blocks (ideal for early
readers), which is produced every week for ever and ever. Every single
stip always and without fail centres on the precisely the same
scenario, which is the Three Bears trying to raid Hank's store, and
which always ends up with Hank kicking them out and loosing off a
blast from his shotgun as they skadaddle back into the woods. Only in
this case Whack is thinking how he can get North Sea Oil under Irish
juristicition, a fantasy he heavily publicised with several billion
identical subject lines long ago (no need to read the actual posts).
This week the Thee Bears try the cunning plan of hoping Hank
won't notice that Iceland and Scotland are disproportionaly shagged by
their implosion of their top-heavy involvement in dodgy financial
services (the so called 'Arc of Utter Destitution' which the SNP has
recently referred to) and that R-o-Ireland can't get enough tax off
it's recently laid-off, cripplingly negative-equity-ridden population
to prop up it's tottering social services (stuck as they are with
unpaid for four wheel-drive's and truly gross and ugly five to seven
bed bungalows which no one wants to buy), all of which might let daddy
bear sneak round into the store....or not...