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What is this difference between an apple and an orange?
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Whack all imperialists
2008-06-09 17:08:40 UTC
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Well I never heard of an apple bastard....
Michael O'Neill
2008-06-10 10:17:44 UTC
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Post by Whack all imperialists
Well I never heard of an apple bastard....
No, but there is a growing number of green, tree-hugging bastards...

M.
conwaycaine
2008-06-10 14:29:00 UTC
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Post by Michael O'Neill
Post by Whack all imperialists
Well I never heard of an apple bastard....
No, but there is a growing number of green, tree-hugging bastards...
Is this an O'Neill I hear?
An O'Neill descended from Niall of the Nine Hostages?
Wolfie <rayh<spam>@iol.ie>
2008-06-10 14:30:42 UTC
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Post by conwaycaine
Post by Michael O'Neill
Post by Whack all imperialists
Well I never heard of an apple bastard....
No, but there is a growing number of green, tree-hugging bastards...
Is this an O'Neill I hear?
An O'Neill descended from Niall of the Nine Hostages?
The one that got away?

Ray
conwaycaine
2008-06-11 15:53:36 UTC
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On Tue, 10 Jun 2008 10:29:00 -0400, "conwaycaine"
Post by conwaycaine
Post by Michael O'Neill
Post by Whack all imperialists
Well I never heard of an apple bastard....
No, but there is a growing number of green, tree-hugging bastards...
Is this an O'Neill I hear?
An O'Neill descended from Niall of the Nine Hostages?
The one that got away?
I'm wondering if a night visitor might have come unawares to the O'Neill
household.
Michael O'Neill
2008-06-10 15:44:53 UTC
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Post by conwaycaine
Post by Michael O'Neill
Post by Whack all imperialists
Well I never heard of an apple bastard....
No, but there is a growing number of green, tree-hugging bastards...
Is this an O'Neill I hear?
An O'Neill descended from Niall of the Nine Hostages?
Will you take your penis out of your ear?

M.
conwaycaine
2008-06-11 15:54:25 UTC
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Post by Michael O'Neill
Post by conwaycaine
Post by Michael O'Neill
Post by Whack all imperialists
Well I never heard of an apple bastard....
No, but there is a growing number of green, tree-hugging bastards...
Is this an O'Neill I hear?
An O'Neill descended from Niall of the Nine Hostages?
Will you take your penis out of your ear?
The better to hear you?
Why not, then?
Michael O'Neill
2008-06-11 16:40:36 UTC
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Post by conwaycaine
Post by Michael O'Neill
Post by conwaycaine
Post by Michael O'Neill
Post by Whack all imperialists
Well I never heard of an apple bastard....
No, but there is a growing number of green, tree-hugging bastards...
Is this an O'Neill I hear?
An O'Neill descended from Niall of the Nine Hostages?
Will you take your penis out of your ear?
The better to hear you?
No.
Post by conwaycaine
Why not, then?
I asked you to *do* something.

I didn't ask you *Not* to do something.

Take your penis out of your ear.

M.
conwaycaine
2008-06-12 13:07:54 UTC
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Post by Michael O'Neill
Post by conwaycaine
Post by Michael O'Neill
Will you take your penis out of your ear?
The better to hear you?
No.
Post by conwaycaine
Why not, then?
I asked you to *do* something.
I didn't ask you *Not* to do something.
Take your penis out of your ear.
A bit obscure even for an Ulsterman.
Too much time on the docks, I take it.
conwaycaine
2008-06-12 13:13:24 UTC
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And let's hear no more about the horrors of American food as McCann begins
manufacturing and distributing worldwide their new instant steel cut oats.
They even provide the stuff in various flavours, including an orange
falvored one for the Six Counties.
"Uncle Ian's Breakfast of Champions", I believe they calls it.

I'm telling you, Mister O'Neill, you and your culture are doomed, doomed I
say....................
Nebulous
2008-06-13 07:20:50 UTC
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Post by conwaycaine
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And let's hear no more about the horrors of American food as McCann begins
manufacturing and distributing worldwide their new instant steel cut oats.
They even provide the stuff in various flavours, including an orange
falvored one for the Six Counties.
"Uncle Ian's Breakfast of Champions", I believe they calls it.
Oats keep marching on - the latest is that they may have a role in
controlling blood sugar in people with type 2 diabetes.

http://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/Article.aspx/685023


Neb
conwaycaine
2008-06-13 13:32:46 UTC
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Post by Nebulous
Post by conwaycaine
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And let's hear no more about the horrors of American food as McCann
begins manufacturing and distributing worldwide their new instant steel
cut oats.
They even provide the stuff in various flavours, including an orange
falvored one for the Six Counties.
"Uncle Ian's Breakfast of Champions", I believe they calls it.
Oats keep marching on - the latest is that they may have a role in
controlling blood sugar in people with type 2 diabetes.
http://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/Article.aspx/685023
Oats also work wonders on high cholesterol.
High in fiber (fibre) as well.
All in all a fine grain.
I believe the Scots were on to something.....
jl
2008-06-14 08:08:06 UTC
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Post by conwaycaine
Post by Nebulous
Post by conwaycaine
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And let's hear no more about the horrors of American food as McCann
begins manufacturing and distributing worldwide their new instant steel
cut oats.
They even provide the stuff in various flavours, including an orange
falvored one for the Six Counties.
"Uncle Ian's Breakfast of Champions", I believe they calls it.
Oats keep marching on - the latest is that they may have a role in
controlling blood sugar in people with type 2 diabetes.
http://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/Article.aspx/685023
Oats also work wonders on high cholesterol.
High in fiber (fibre) as well.
All in all a fine grain.
I believe the Scots were on to something.....
I suspect that that is why they so often have to wear a kilt.

Jochen
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Limavady and the Roe Valley
http://www.jochenlueg.freeuk.com
conwaycaine
2008-06-14 14:26:59 UTC
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Post by conwaycaine
Oats also work wonders on high cholesterol.
High in fiber (fibre) as well.
All in all a fine grain.
I believe the Scots were on to something.....
I suspect that that is why they so often have to wear a kilt.
It WAS the reason why so many of them once wore a Sporran.
They carried their daily supply of oats every where they went.
As the Highlander once pointed out, oats were the original snack food.

Seriously, many a Scottish lad was packed off to University with a huge sack
of oats to sustain him though his studies.
marika
2008-06-15 16:24:28 UTC
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Post by conwaycaine
It WAS the reason why so many of them once wore a Sporran.
They carried their daily supply of oats every where they went.
As the Highlander once pointed out, oats were the original snack food.
Seriously, many a Scottish lad was packed off to University with a huge
sack of oats to sustain him though his studies.
anything's better than ramen noodles and macaroni and cheese


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Post by conwaycaine
Care for some cheese with that whine?
sounds good
I haven't gone shopping yet
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You obviously have NO IDEA what you are talking about, LIAR.
Obviously
If you really want to make a dent in someone's credibility but keep your
own
the usenet standard is as follows
Discussion followed by comma the person's name comma parentheses if that
is
your real name close parentheses
works every time
Not much going on here. Waiting for the bus, I saw a guy with earbuds
attached
to his head singing his head off.
"Don't hate on us, we're fabulous"
And then, I missed entirety of Project RUnway. OUr building
had a party in the tv room because someone from our neigbhorhood is
involved, but
i didn't see the invite til too late.
My parents are coming to see my place on Tuesday. My father has been
fighting the blue screen
of death with his computer.
We will probably both go computer shopping together when we get back.
I'm thinking seriously about Macintosh this time. This is ridiculous.
Even this computer system here in the main office is slow now and they
are
supposed
to have a terrific cable connection
I repeat I do not know what I am talking about
mk5000
"In these days
Without synaptic lapse
And level diagnostics detecting
Sensors are functioning optimally."
-Rod Summers, Yesterday
conwaycaine
2008-06-15 18:37:46 UTC
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Post by marika
Post by conwaycaine
It WAS the reason why so many of them once wore a Sporran.
They carried their daily supply of oats every where they went.
As the Highlander once pointed out, oats were the original snack food.
Seriously, many a Scottish lad was packed off to University with a huge
sack of oats to sustain him though his studies.
anything's better than ramen noodles and macaroni and cheese
In my day, we survived on Velveeta cheese sans macaroni..
It was cheap and filling.
Oh and did I mention the quart bottles of beer?
Cory Bhreckan
2008-06-15 21:39:24 UTC
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Post by conwaycaine
Post by marika
Post by conwaycaine
It WAS the reason why so many of them once wore a Sporran.
They carried their daily supply of oats every where they went.
As the Highlander once pointed out, oats were the original snack food.
Seriously, many a Scottish lad was packed off to University with a huge
sack of oats to sustain him though his studies.
anything's better than ramen noodles and macaroni and cheese
In my day, we survived on Velveeta cheese sans macaroni..
It was cheap and filling.
Weren't you scavenging dead mammoths back then?
Post by conwaycaine
Oh and did I mention the quart bottles of beer?
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"For the stronger we our houses do build,
The less chance we have of being killed." - William Topaz McGonagall
conwaycaine
2008-06-16 13:44:27 UTC
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Post by Cory Bhreckan
Post by conwaycaine
Post by marika
anything's better than ramen noodles and macaroni and cheese
In my day, we survived on Velveeta cheese sans macaroni..
It was cheap and filling.
Weren't you scavenging dead mammoths back then?
Of course not.
Roads had not yet been built..........
marika
2008-06-17 00:12:07 UTC
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Post by conwaycaine
In my day, we survived on Velveeta cheese sans macaroni..
It was cheap and filling.
Oh and did I mention the quart bottles of beer?
in my day we survived on plate tectonics

quart bottles of beer: I'd think that was a must


mk5000

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act of 1983, which the UN Security Council itself considers as legally
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jl
2008-06-15 19:41:51 UTC
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Post by conwaycaine
Seriously, many a Scottish lad was packed off to University with a huge
sack of oats to sustain him though his studies.
Ah - the wonderful days before they invented deep fried mars-bars.

Jochen
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Limavady and the Roe Valley
http://www.jochenlueg.freeuk.com
conwaycaine
2008-06-16 13:45:13 UTC
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Post by jl
Post by conwaycaine
Seriously, many a Scottish lad was packed off to University with a huge
sack of oats to sustain him though his studies.
Ah - the wonderful days before they invented deep fried mars-bars.
And Haggis was but a gleam in some mad Scot's mind..............
Fred J. McCall
2008-06-13 19:46:43 UTC
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Michael O'Neill <***@bwahahaha.indigo.ie> wrote:

:conwaycaine wrote:
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:> > Whack all imperialists wrote:
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:> >> Well I never heard of an apple bastard....
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:> > No, but there is a growing number of green, tree-hugging bastards...
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:> Is this an O'Neill I hear?
:> An O'Neill descended from Niall of the Nine Hostages?
:
:Will you take your penis out of your ear?
:

You're just jealous because his will reach that far while you are hung
more like an *nglishman, with but a wee nubbin...
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unknown
2008-06-10 21:27:45 UTC
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On Mon, 9 Jun 2008 10:08:40 -0700 (PDT), Whack all imperialists
Post by Whack all imperialists
Well I never heard of an apple bastard....
What's the difference bewteen an egg and a wank?

max.it (the orange cage)
unknown
2008-06-10 23:13:50 UTC
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Post by unknown
On Mon, 9 Jun 2008 10:08:40 -0700 (PDT), Whack all imperialists
Post by Whack all imperialists
Well I never heard of an apple bastard....
Steve Jobs.
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© Féachadóir
Whack all imperialists
2008-06-11 00:03:51 UTC
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Post by unknown
On Mon, 9 Jun 2008 10:08:40 -0700 (PDT), Whack all imperialists
Post by Whack all imperialists
Well I never heard of an apple bastard....
Steve Jobs.
--
'Donegal:  Up Here It's Different'
© Féachadóir
Brilliant..just brilliant
marika
2008-06-12 00:51:19 UTC
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Post by unknown
On Mon, 9 Jun 2008 10:08:40 -0700 (PDT), Whack all imperialists
Post by Whack all imperialists
Well I never heard of an apple bastard....
Steve Jobs.
william tell's son

probably why he tried to shoot him with that arrow

mk5000

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Your rolling stone has gathered moss
Remember you're my #1.
And every friendship has its cost;"--teenage fan club, guiding star
Whack all imperialists
2008-06-13 21:12:35 UTC
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On Mon, 9 Jun 2008 10:08:40 -0700 (PDT), Whack all imperialists
Post by Whack all imperialists
Well I never heard of an apple bastard....
What's the difference bewteen an egg and a wank?
max.it (the orange cage)
If you work as a skivvy in the Culloden then please refrain from
cooking my breakfast...
unknown
2008-06-15 21:05:46 UTC
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On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 14:12:35 -0700 (PDT), Whack all imperialists
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Post by unknown
On Mon, 9 Jun 2008 10:08:40 -0700 (PDT), Whack all imperialists
Post by Whack all imperialists
Well I never heard of an apple bastard....
What's the difference bewteen an egg and a wank?
max.it (the orange cage)
If you work as a skivvy in the Culloden then please refrain from
cooking my breakfast...
You can beat an egg.

max.it (the orange cage)
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