My Aunty Mathilda loved licking my balls

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Feck all sassanaigh

2008-09-27 16:44:06 UTC

She was an avid cricket supporter - Sion Mills - and would always
insist upon licking my balls before I commenced bowling in the hope of
bringing good luck. I am not so certain if she was right but we are
each I believe entitled to certain idiosyncracies.

Feck

The Highlander

2008-09-30 17:08:45 UTC

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Post by Feck all sassanaigh
She was an avid cricket supporter - Sion Mills - and would always
insist upon licking my balls before I commenced bowling in the hope of
bringing good luck. I am not so certain if she was right but we are
each I believe entitled to certain idiosyncracies.
Feck

Thank you for that dreary insight into the wasteland of your
chemically controlled mind.

As one who calls himself, "Feck all sassanaigh", how is it that you
speak of playing that most
Sasannach of games - cricket?

I think you're a fraud. You may have some Irish ancestry, but I
suspect that you're like those sad half-caste Indians who talk warmly
of "Daddy"but never mention "Mummy" because Daddy may have been Irish,
but Mummy was as black as the ace of spades. I suspect you speak with
a Bow Bells or Liverpool accent and that the nearest you''ve ever been
to Ireland was when your cousin took you to an Irish pub to see if he
could make a man of you.

I'm also still waiting for your crawling apology regarding the rhyming
scheme of "Mo shuil ad dheidh!" A wait which will probably see me long
dead before that ever happens, because such an act would tear away the
last remaining shreds of your dubious manhood. I am not thrilled with
you Seumas, because while you were once vaguely amusing, you have
since degenerated into yet another of SCS's boring trolls. Go hifreann
leat, agus go lagaí galar tógálach do chroí.

Whack all imperialists

2008-09-30 20:27:52 UTC

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Post by The Highlander

Thank you for that dreary insight into the wasteland of your
chemically controlled mind.
As one who calls himself, "Feck all sassanaigh", how is it that you
speak of playing that most
Sasannach of games - cricket?
I think you're a fraud. You may have some Irish ancestry, but I
suspect that you're like those sad half-caste Indians who talk warmly
of "Daddy"but never mention "Mummy" because Daddy may have been Irish,
but Mummy was as black as the ace of spades. I suspect you speak with
a Bow Bells or Liverpool accent and that the nearest you''ve ever been
to Ireland was when your cousin took you to an Irish pub to see if he
could make a man of you.
I'm also still waiting for your crawling apology regarding the rhyming
scheme of "Mo shuil ad dheidh!" A wait which will probably see me long
dead before that ever happens, because such an act would tear away the
last remaining shreds of your dubious manhood. I am not thrilled with
you Seumas, because while you were once vaguely amusing, you haveh
since degenerated into yet another of SCS's boring trolls. Go hifreann
leat, agus go lagaí galar tógálach do chroí.

"agus go lagaí" Very dodgy! Brón liom a rá leat go bhfuil gá ort
freastail ar áit éigean a labhartar Gaeilge bunúsach, ach maith an
bhuachaill Micí - coimeád suas an iarracht. Measaim fhéin gur galar
gnéiseach atá ag cuir isteach ort........

Le Montagnard

2008-10-01 01:03:39 UTC

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Post by The Highlander

Thank you for that dreary insight into the wasteland of your
chemically controlled mind.
As one who calls himself, "Feck all sassanaigh", how is it that you
speak of playing that most
Sasannach of games - cricket?
I think you're a fraud. You may have some Irish ancestry, but I
suspect that you're like those sad half-caste Indians who talk warmly
of "Daddy"but never mention "Mummy" because Daddy may have been Irish,
but Mummy was as black as the ace of spades. I suspect you speak with
a Bow Bells or Liverpool accent and that the nearest you''ve ever been
to Ireland was when your cousin took you to an Irish pub to see if he
could make a man of you.
I'm also still waiting for your crawling apology regarding the rhyming
scheme of "Mo shuil ad dheidh!" A wait which will probably see me long
dead before that ever happens, because such an act would tear away the
last remaining shreds of your dubious manhood. I am not thrilled with
you Seumas, because while you were once vaguely amusing, you haveh
since degenerated into yet another of SCS's boring trolls. Go hifreann
leat, agus go lagaí galar tógálach do chroí.

Nice try kiddo, but it is Irish. The only reason I post in Irish is to
waste your time
and keep you out of our group while you look up translations.

The reality is that in your position you only need one phrase to get
by and that's
"An bhfuil airgead le spáráil agat? - or in English - "any spare
change?"

Never say I don't look after you, out there alone amid the mì-rùn mòr
nan Sasannaich.

Whack all imperialists

2008-10-02 00:36:15 UTC

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Post by The Highlander

Thank you for that dreary insight into the wasteland of your
chemically controlled mind.
As one who calls himself, "Feck all sassanaigh", how is it that you
speak of playing that most
Sasannach of games - cricket?
I think you're a fraud. You may have some Irish ancestry, but I
suspect that you're like those sad half-caste Indians who talk warmly
of "Daddy"but never mention "Mummy" because Daddy may have been Irish,
but Mummy was as black as the ace of spades. I suspect you speak with
a Bow Bells or Liverpool accent and that the nearest you''ve ever been
to Ireland was when your cousin took you to an Irish pub to see if he
could make a man of you.
I'm also still waiting for your crawling apology regarding the rhyming
scheme of "Mo shuil ad dheidh!" A wait which will probably see me long
dead before that ever happens, because such an act would tear away the
last remaining shreds of your dubious manhood. I am not thrilled with
you Seumas, because while you were once vaguely amusing, you haveh
since degenerated into yet another of SCS's boring trolls. Go hifreann
leat, agus go lagaí galar tógálach do chroí.

Nice try kiddo, but it is Irish. The only reason I post in Irish is to
waste your time
and keep you out of our group while you look up translations.
The reality is that in your position you only need one phrase to get
by and that's
"An bhfuil airgead le spáráil agat? - or in English - "any spare
change?"
Never say I don't look after you, out there alone amid the mì-rùn mòr
nan Sasannaich.- Hide quoted text -
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Tusa uair amháin eile - faoi cheilt - agus ainm amadáin in úsáid agat
- "Le Montagnard". Ná bíodh faitíos ar bith ort fuamsa - ar ábhar mo
chuid chiall nó mo chuid airgead nó aon rud eile i mo leithéad ach
amháin seo - tá tuisceant maith agam fuaitse agus ceapaim i ndáiríre
gur plaidhch ceart atá ionat. Monsieur Le Mount a Gannet - faigh
bás. Nach bhfuil an deis agat diaspóireacht réasúnta a leanúint agus
omós ceart agus tuilte a sheoladh i mo dtreo; is oth liom a rá gur
chaill tú an smidirín deireannach do mheas a bhí fágtha ionam fuat in
anneoin gach iarracht a rinne mé na maslaí uafásach uaitse a chur ar
taobh amháin. Anois tá an claidheamh ós do cheann...

The Highlander

2008-10-02 14:46:28 UTC

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Post by Whack all imperialists

Post by Le Montagnard

Post by The Highlander

Thank you for that dreary insight into the wasteland of your
chemically controlled mind.
As one who calls himself, "Feck all sassanaigh", how is it that you
speak of playing that most
Sasannach of games - cricket?
I think you're a fraud. You may have some Irish ancestry, but I
suspect that you're like those sad half-caste Indians who talk warmly
of "Daddy"but never mention "Mummy" because Daddy may have been Irish,
but Mummy was as black as the ace of spades. I suspect you speak with
a Bow Bells or Liverpool accent and that the nearest you''ve ever been
to Ireland was when your cousin took you to an Irish pub to see if he
could make a man of you.
I'm also still waiting for your crawling apology regarding the rhyming
scheme of "Mo shuil ad dheidh!" A wait which will probably see me long
dead before that ever happens, because such an act would tear away the
last remaining shreds of your dubious manhood. I am not thrilled with
you Seumas, because while you were once vaguely amusing, you haveh
since degenerated into yet another of SCS's boring trolls. Go hifreann
leat, agus go lagaí galar tógálach do chroí.

Nice try kiddo, but it is Irish. The only reason I post in Irish is to
waste your time
and keep you out of our group while you look up translations.
The reality is that in your position you only need one phrase to get
by and that's
"An bhfuil airgead le spáráil agat? - or in English - "any spare
change?"
Never say I don't look after you, out there alone amid the mì-rùn mòr
nan Sasannaich.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

Is truagh nach do rugadh dall mi nuair a tha mi a' faicinn an sgutal
troimh-a-chèile os cionn, airson chan eil e ach cosg tìde! Is mise "Am
Montagnard" an uair a tha mi a sgrìobh gu buidheann Canèidianach ann
an Fraingis.

Cependant, si vous désirez, il me donne aucun problème pour écrire en
français si c'est plus facile pour vous pour comprendre. Je dois dire
que j'ai difficulté de comprendre votre Gaeilge, parce que comme vous
sachez, je m'apprends la langue, mais je trouve votre Gaeilge
différent à ce que j'ai lu sur le réseaux.

Feck all sassanaigh

2008-10-02 15:01:37 UTC

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Post by Whack all imperialists

Post by Le Montagnard

Post by The Highlander

Thank you for that dreary insight into the wasteland of your
chemically controlled mind.
As one who calls himself, "Feck all sassanaigh", how is it that you
speak of playing that most
Sasannach of games - cricket?
I think you're a fraud. You may have some Irish ancestry, but I
suspect that you're like those sad half-caste Indians who talk warmly
of "Daddy"but never mention "Mummy" because Daddy may have been Irish,
but Mummy was as black as the ace of spades. I suspect you speak with
a Bow Bells or Liverpool accent and that the nearest you''ve ever been
to Ireland was when your cousin took you to an Irish pub to see if he
could make a man of you.
I'm also still waiting for your crawling apology regarding the rhyming
scheme of "Mo shuil ad dheidh!" A wait which will probably see me long
dead before that ever happens, because such an act would tear away the
last remaining shreds of your dubious manhood. I am not thrilled with
you Seumas, because while you were once vaguely amusing, you haveh
since degenerated into yet another of SCS's boring trolls. Go hifreann
leat, agus go lagaí galar tógálach do chroí.

Nice try kiddo, but it is Irish. The only reason I post in Irish is to
waste your time
and keep you out of our group while you look up translations.
The reality is that in your position you only need one phrase to get
by and that's
"An bhfuil airgead le spáráil agat? - or in English - "any spare
change?"
Never say I don't look after you, out there alone amid the mì-rùn mòr
nan Sasannaich.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

Is truagh nach do rugadh dall mi nuair a tha mi a' faicinn an sgutal
troimh-a-chèile os cionn, airson chan eil e ach cosg tìde! Is mise "Am
Montagnard" an uair a tha mi a sgrìobh gu buidheann Canèidianach ann
an Fraingis.
Cependant, si vous désirez, il me donne aucun problème pour écrire en
français si c'est plus facile pour vous pour comprendre. Je dois dire
que j'ai difficulté de comprendre votre Gaeilge, parce que comme vous
sachez, je m'apprends la langue, mais je trouve votre Gaeilge
différent à ce que j'ai lu sur le réseaux.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

Voila les Canuckians plastique de l'origine Écosse - toujours trop de
merde!