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My cock needs even more room for expansion
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Whack all imperialists
2008-09-24 18:03:35 UTC
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Well the neighbours are complaining about my cock

My wife complains that my cock is driving her mad

On certain mornings my cock simply will not desist from compelling
performances

There are times when the performances of my cock are a source of
embarrassment

However my cock will always settle down seven minutes after sunrise
and mingle with the hens. I am advised that more hens are necessary
HardySpicer
2008-09-24 21:32:17 UTC
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Post by Whack all imperialists
Well the neighbours are complaining about my cock
My wife complains that my cock is driving her mad
On certain mornings my cock simply will not desist from compelling
performances
There are times when the performances of my cock are a source of
embarrassment
However my cock will always settle down seven minutes after sunrise
and mingle with the hens. I am advised that more hens are necessary
No need for explanations. We kind of knew you had cock problems.

Hardy (no pun intended)
Peter Jason
2008-09-24 22:08:50 UTC
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Post by Whack all imperialists
Well the neighbours are complaining about
my cock
My wife complains that my cock is driving
her mad
On certain mornings my cock simply will not
desist from compelling
performances
There are times when the performances of my
cock are a source of
embarrassment
However my cock will always settle down
seven minutes after sunrise
and mingle with the hens. I am advised
that more hens are necessary
Why not do the MANLY thing and strangle it?
gonzo
2008-09-25 22:07:55 UTC
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Post by Whack all imperialists
Well the neighbours are complaining about
my cock
My wife complains that my cock is driving
her mad
On certain mornings my cock simply will not
desist from compelling
performances
There are times when the performances of my
cock are a source of
embarrassment
However my cock will always settle down
seven minutes after sunrise
and mingle with the hens. I am advised
that more hens are necessary
Why not do the MANLY thing and strangle it?
You mean.....choke the chicken?
Peter Jason
2008-10-01 21:58:08 UTC
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Post by Peter Jason
Post by Whack all imperialists
Well the neighbours are complaining about
my cock
My wife complains that my cock is driving
her mad
On certain mornings my cock simply will not
desist from compelling
performances
There are times when the performances of my
cock are a source of
embarrassment
However my cock will always settle down
seven minutes after sunrise
and mingle with the hens. I am advised
that more hens are necessary
Why not do the MANLY thing and strangle it?
You mean.....choke the chicken?
Of course. Clearly it's more trouble than it's worth.
The Highlander
2008-10-03 10:12:03 UTC
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Post by Whack all imperialists
Well the neighbours are complaining about
my cock
My wife complains that my cock is driving
her mad
On certain mornings my cock simply will not
desist from compelling
performances
There are times when the performances of my
cock are a source of
embarrassment
However my cock will always settle down
seven minutes after sunrise
and mingle with the hens.  I am advised
that more hens are necessary
Why not do the MANLY thing and strangle it?
First there's the problem of finding it...
Peter Jason
2008-10-03 22:56:21 UTC
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Post by Whack all imperialists
Well the neighbours are complaining about
my cock
My wife complains that my cock is driving
her mad
On certain mornings my cock simply will not
desist from compelling
performances
There are times when the performances of my
cock are a source of
embarrassment
However my cock will always settle down
seven minutes after sunrise
and mingle with the hens. I am advised
that more hens are necessary
Why not do the MANLY thing and strangle it?
First there's the problem of finding it...

No problemo. I found it here:
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And *now* there's no need for the OP to dress up like:
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Peter Jason
2008-10-03 23:03:20 UTC
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Post by Whack all imperialists
Well the neighbours are complaining about
my cock
My wife complains that my cock is driving
her mad
On certain mornings my cock simply will not
desist from compelling
performances
There are times when the performances of my
cock are a source of
embarrassment
However my cock will always settle down
seven minutes after sunrise
and mingle with the hens. I am advised
that more hens are necessary
Why not do the MANLY thing and strangle it?
First there's the problem of finding it...
http://tehoro.com/assets/images/14_Man-with-big-Cock.gif
http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/funnyadultcostumes/rooster%20big%20cock.jpg
PS: More on big bird thing....

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Duck
2008-09-25 17:32:10 UTC
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Well the neighbours are complaining about my cock
*You misheard, they were complaining to your wife about her cock.

Nothing she can do, she believes marriage is for life...

Duck
The Highlander
2008-10-03 10:10:38 UTC
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Post by Whack all imperialists
Well the neighbours are complaining about my cock
My wife complains that my cock is driving her mad
On certain mornings my cock simply will not desist from compelling
performances
There are times when the performances of my cock are a source of
embarrassment
However my cock will always settle down seven minutes after sunrise
and mingle with the hens.  I am advised that more hens are necessary
That really is terribly witty! You must have worked on it for hours!
You've even attracted a few replies below from the local literati!
Perhaps this in an opportunity for you to get off welfare and earn an
honest penny
blogging on toilet walls!
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